i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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