Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
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