...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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