Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
