u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
NoShamevember. You game?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
