So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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