I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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