So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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