she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
