i don't want you to think of me as your TA
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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