Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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