hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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