Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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