not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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