Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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