Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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