There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
