Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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