This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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