Pappa wants mamma naked
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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