drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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