dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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