Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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