sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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