no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
