If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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