super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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