he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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