I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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