I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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