I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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