I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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