Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
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just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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