Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Drake has all the answers
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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