We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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