Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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