I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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