2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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