I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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