I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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