Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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