thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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