And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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