Jerry, you need to find god
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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