Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
