How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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