Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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