i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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