I don't think brook has ever known best
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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