Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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