I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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