The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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