what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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