can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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