they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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